1. It is always embarrassing for me when people find out that my sister Jen would pay me a quarter to smell her farts. I earned many quarters by doing this! And, why am I admitting this on here where others could read it?? I don't know!
2. One year for my birthday my mom chose to throw me a surprise birthday party. I HATE surprises. Mom and I had gone to the grocery store and I was complaining to her that we hadn't done anything about planning my birthday party. Well, we got home and I walked in and was greeted by many smiling faces yelling "surprise!" I was MAD at my mom for doing this because for whatever reason those type of things embarrass me. I am not a fan of surprises!
So, if any of you can think of a better embarrassing story for me please do share!
2 comments:
I think earning a quarter smelling Jen's farts and admitting it is very embarrissing. I don't think I'd ever admit to somthing like that. But we all already knew about it, otherwise you might not have admitted it here.
MOM
I love it! What would be really embarrassing would be if you actually confessed to how much you savored these smells and asked me for more opportunities to earn a quarter! And, what about the time you earned 4 rolls of film for drinking my spit! Now, that would be another good one!
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